"But I wanted it blue!" "Now, dear, we decided pink was her color" "YOU decided!"

metamorphosisofmeg:

plan for tomorrow yes yes

raisingthe-barre:

English National Ballet

evancl:

doesn’t this make you cry a little

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nintendumb:

imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food

jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent

"This is why dad left"

bootslots:

do you ever play cards against humanity and there’s that moment where the perfect card for the hand is in your hand and you just go “my time has come” and lay it down with such grace

and then you don’t get the point

alyssaemilie:

this.
marthemacabre:

heithel:

fannibleh:

uobyugit:

not my family bitch

why am i crying

“Stay away of my territory”

THERE’S THE BANANA GUY

factsofcanada:

The reason Canadian’s are so nice is easily explained. Once a year, on the sixth full moon all Canadian’s gather beneath the stars and perform a ritual that sucks all their meanness and cruelty and places it in Canadian Geese.

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